How To Clean the Outside of the Toilet (Base, Tank, Buttons)
This is what we all pretend doesn’t exist – the outside. That nasty, dusty, forgotten spot where lint and who-knows-what have been silently gathering… you know what we mean.
An All-Purpose Cleaner + Microfiber Cloth:
Spray it all – the tank, flush-handle, edges of the seat, base. Even the wall behind, because, who are we kidding, splashes happen. Wipe down with a microfiber cloth. If it’s been a while (no judgment), you may be horrified at what you find. I usually am.
Toothbrush for Creepy Corners:
The hinges and bolts of the toilet seat love to gather nasty. I keep a toothbrush that I only use for the sneaky corners. A few strokes in there? Life-changer.
Take some Time With the Floor Area Around the Base:
There is hair. There is dust. There are pee droplets. It is all down there. I start with a Swiffer duster to get the fuzzies, and then come in with disinfectant spray and a rag (or wipe). You don’t truly realize how gross it gets until you are eye-level with it.
A Few Bonus Toilet Cleaning Tips That You’ll Be Glad I Mentioned:
Toilet brush smells bad? Pour some hydrogen peroxide or bleach in the holder every once in a while. It will help avoid making its own ecosystem.
Still grody after cleaning? Sometimes it isn’t you, it’s the seat. And they are cheap! It may save you hours of scrubbing!
Make it part of your routine. I do mine every Sunday. Not out of love for cleaning toilets, but because “future me” has too many things in the queue.
It’s Not Pretty, But it Works:
I know it isn’t the kind project you want to post on Instagram. But believe me, there is great satisfaction from walking into a bathroom with a clean, shining toilet (with no rings on the seat of a nasty yellow color from pee).
From what I’ve seen (and cleaned), the trick to keeping toilet stains at bay is consistency. Take on the stain before it gets comfy. And when life gets in the way – and it will – just grab some baking soda, some peroxide, and your favorite cleaning playlist.
Or if you’re like me, a true crime podcast. Makes the scrubbing even more intense.
And hey, if you’ve got company coming? Nothing says “I have my life together” like a toilet so clean it literally sparkles.
