Okay. So I wasn’t even trying to read anything heavy. I was literally scrolling Reddit while reheating leftover noodles as I usually do in evenings, and then, boom, this image shows up. A watermelon. But foaming watermelon. Like… not a normal one. This one had frothy white stuff leaking out of it, and at first I thought someone had played a prank and filled it with shaving cream or something. I’ve never seen anything like that. I showed the pic to my husband. He was shocked too. We couldn’t figure out what it was and why it was like that.
The caption said something like, “We left our watermelon from Costco on the counter and it started foaming. Google said it might explode. So we bagged it and put it in the outdoor bin. Next morning it blew up. Now there are maggots.”
Which. Cool.
So now I’m staring at my own watermelon—yes, I had one, of course I did—like it’s a live grenade.
